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Raising money is hard, and its harder if you’re going to spend it. That’s the beauty here - this money is NOT GETTING SPENT. It’s just a status symbol, literally to googly-eye naysayers, impress partners, and get the ball rolling on that breakthrough to raise, match, AND GENERATE that equity CA$H.
This decision is simple - the money’s insured against itself - and once this company’s off - HECK - we’ll even give it back.
You WANT to be the one who gives it to us. The early stage partners reap the CORE benefits (Connecting Opportunities for Resources and Entrepreneurs), And further - we throw KILLER parties 🔥🔥
You know you want to 😏 As it has been said:“a rising tide lift’s all boats”.
We get it - bootstrapping can be hard, when you need publicity. We generate our own publicity. When a startup usually starts, their socials are all promotionals about them. Not bad per se, but we think there’s something better:
MAKE A WHOLE TV SHOW ABOUT ANOTHER TOPIC
Introducing, THE 6-MIN MBA, an intensive hands on, pithy, and general-audience appropriate show about market savvy and business acumen that even an eighth grader can understand. Viewership goals to exceed 9,000,000.
Partner #1
The Air and Space Forces Association
We know that “HELPFUL” is the secret magic weapon of the entrepreneur. Knowing this we teamed up with AFA, getting access to their 125,000 person membership network, various and high-ranking across all disciplines, and a major sleeper in throwing BANGER events…
If you’re interested in the big money — shoulder rubbing $35 million dollar entities - you should probably partner with us 😎
A MAJOR player in the "profit-focused, purpose-driven space”, this DC business school is NOT to be under-estimated. Friendly with and plugged into major networks, innovators, and industry leaders, CUA Busch beats Anheuser-Busch every single time in value. 💯 (10/10)
Stay tuned too for “THE SALES APPRENTICE”, sponsored by their REVERED Sales Program, where the winner gets a brand-spanking AE role (skipping BDR)
P.S. The show is just like the original.